#5 oh shit, she's a virgin.

So one night i was at a party with a bunch of my friends, and this girl ive been hooking up with for a while. We were all pretty drunk and the girl who was hooking up with for a while decided that she wanted to fuck. She said she was on the pill and shit which she was cuz i saw her take it before so i figured she def wasn't a virgin. After we finished fucking n shit i grabbed a beer and went to talk to my friends when i realized my balls really itched. So i went down to scratch them and when i pulled my hand out it had bloondall over it. Now my friends were looking at me like wtf did you just do? i knew she didnt have her period cuz i ate her out, and i knew my balls were not bleeding cuz they didnt hurt. I then realized i popped the bitches cherry. Next thing I know as weeks go by she non stops texts me and calls me every night. No matter how many times i explained to her i Didn't want to be her boyfriend she couldnt take the hint.

Then one night one of her friends saw me and my ex at a party together and my ex was sitting on my lap. So she comes over one night and goes "when was the last time you talked to your ex gf?" so i just said i havent talked to her since we broke up. Well that didnt go to smoothly, she got a bat from her back seat and fucking smashed my side view mirror off. I finally got the bat away from her and she kicked me in the balls and sped away.

The sad part is i still talk to her and sometimes hook up with her....moral of the story emo chicks r the tits.

that doesnt mean she was a virgin, theres 1 of 2 reason either that time of the month or the guys before u failed to pop that beatiful (na) cherry

introduce me to her, im sure im able to gave her an anal special treatment. with tender and love im sure she gonna love it.

nah she told me she was a virgin after rob~ and as i said i ate her out for a while i woulda tasted some rusty blood...yes ive been there b4

that kinda sucks/good for u cuz now u got constant pussy but a virgin on ur ass HAHAHA run nigger run